The Cow and the Moon

What if the cow was unable to jump over the moon?

It would have fallen on it,

            and moon, cow and all

            would come crashing down on us,

            and we would all die!

But, because of the atmosphere,

            the moon and cow would get heated up,

            and everyone on Earth would get beef kebabs

              and cheese sticks for the rest of their lives.

I say, it’s raining beef & cheese