Sunday, September 23, 2001

The Cow and the Moon


What if the cow was unable to jump over the moon?
It would have fallen on it,
            and moon, cow and all
            would come crashing down on us,
            and we would all die!
But, because of the atmosphere,
            the moon and cow would get heated up,
            and everyone on Earth would get beef kebabs
              and cheese sticks for the rest of their lives.
I say, it’s raining beef & cheese