The End

Looking ahead, upon the hills,

            I am bored

Behind me, gaining, I cannot

            see the horde

Billions of men, Billions of women,

Billions of little girls, and Billions of little boys,

No, I won’t be one of the Lord’s many toys.

Running ahead with the world behind,

            any sanctuary I cannot find.

Up ahead, I see the wall

The moment called for what I knew so well

Something I learnt in my time in hell.

Searching, searching, there had to be a bend.

No. This could not be the end…

Tickle my Toes

Smell my toes,

smell it hard!

take a deep breath,

spit on your card!

The toes on My feet,

smell of heaven,

Heaven smells of TOE-G!!

What do you think?

Do you want to clean your feet?

Or, do you want to go to heaven?

The Cow and the Moon

What if the cow was unable to jump over the moon?

It would have fallen on it,

            and moon, cow and all

            would come crashing down on us,

            and we would all die!

But, because of the atmosphere,

            the moon and cow would get heated up,

            and everyone on Earth would get beef kebabs

              and cheese sticks for the rest of their lives.

I say, it’s raining beef & cheese

The Bad Bear

Laughing and killing everywhere,

All you wanna do is stare.

Stare inside your heart.

There lies a killing bear

The killing bear killed you

            You killed you

            Now you kill me

            But I wanna kill you

            What are we doing?

KILL THE FUCKING BEAR

Weirdos

Everyone is weird,

Everyone does what they want.

Why should I be nice?

Why should I cry for you?

Tell me what to do,

            and I shall spit on your face,

Don’t show me your face,

            coz I don’t wanna see!

Leave me alone,

            Let me be!

You bore me,

            you nag me.

YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF!!!